How to Contact Garner Davis
- Affix name and telephone number to a stone; throw stone in air; hope stone hits Garner.
- Visit Garner's haunts and attempt to bump into him; true, you don't know any of Garner's haunts; but still, no less probable than method #1.
- E-mail Garner at garner@garnerdavis.net (whilst keeping in mind that the probability of a response from Garner is slightly less likely than contacting him through method #1 or #2).